Ear Bugs

The wife, “And I asked if it came with headphones, and the guy sniffed, and said, ‘It comes with ear buds’.”

The sister, “Ear bugs!?”

My ear bugs don’t really fit. If I smile, or grimace, or really do anything with my facial muscles, they fall out. And after I wear them about thirty minutes my ears really start hurting. Do I have unnaturally small ear holes? Do they have different sizes available? Lucky for the multitudes of headphones around the house.